The sanest in the asylum

My Paul is worse than the tele these days.He won’t ease off about the referendum.”Have you made a decision yet?”I was like,”It’s too early to be discussing politics,eat your cereal!”So he starts to ask the kids.I mean honestly,like he’ll get any sense out of them.They never have their heads out their phones….

Better than having their heads up their arses like their mother…

Don’t get me wrong.I know how important this vote is,and their isn’t much time left for me to make a decision,but there is only so many hours in the day. I mean there’s a lot to weigh up. Could we keep the pound?Well the guy off the tele promises we can…

That’s Alex Salmond,First Minister of Scotland,leader of the SNP and driving force behind the Yes campaign,that she is failing to be able to identify other than as, ‘that guy off the tele.’

Guess there just wasn’t enough hours in her day to research the most basic of facts regarding independence, like that ‘guys’ name.

"It’ll all be fine he [Salmond] says."Yeah right,I’ve heard that one before…

Who from?The red or blue tories?Alistair Darling?Perhaps she is thinking about the ‘better together’ and ‘best of both worlds’, slogans of her own campaign here….

Paul says we have to do what’s best for the country
I’m just as proud of Scotland as he is….

In case you hadn’t twigged,Paul’s not only the husband forced into silence through a variety pack of cereal in the morning,he’s also a yes voter. Paul’s the one in the relationship who has taken the time to research the facts about independence and actually learn Alex Salmond’s name.Independence Paul’s the one who is trying to have a conversation at the breakfast table about the most important decision Scotland will ever make. Independence Paul is the one being told to shut up and eat his cereal by Better Together Mum.Even the weans she cares so much about aren’t  allowed to talk to their own dad about independence. She doesn’t think they are capable of a voice and opinion regarding that issue.Where have we heard that before?They can’t have a say In their future or their children’s future,only Better Together mother is allowed to wax lyrical about that and make the decisions for them.Independence dad Paul must not care about his children as much as Better together mother eh?However, at least he tries to talk to his weans about what they think, instead of just making all the decisions for them.Least he does that.

No wonder those kids spend their whole day with their heads buried in their phones.Probably trying to research independence,seen as Better Together mum can’t even tell them the name of the First Minister of Scotland and every time dad tries to educate them on the subject, a cheerio is rammed down his throat.

This pish excuse for an advert,majorly sexist and derogatory to women,oddly flattering to the Yes campaign through Paul, is all that they could come up with to persuade the women of Scotland to vote no?

If that’s better together…good luck with that…

My Paul is worse than the tele these days.He won’t ease off about the referendum.”Have you made a decision yet?”I was like,”It’s too early to be discussing politics,eat your cereal!”So he starts to ask the kids.I mean honestly,like he’ll get any sense out of them.They never have their heads out their phones….

Better than having their heads up their arses like their mother…

Don’t get me wrong.I know how important this vote is,and their isn’t much time left for me to make a decision,but there is only so many hours in the day. I mean there’s a lot to weigh up. Could we keep the pound?Well the guy off the tele promises we can…

That’s Alex Salmond,First Minister of Scotland,leader of the SNP and driving force behind the Yes campaign,that she is failing to be able to identify other than as, ‘that guy off the tele.’

Guess there just wasn’t enough hours in her day to research the most basic of facts regarding independence, like that ‘guys’ name.

"It’ll all be fine he [Salmond] says."Yeah right,I’ve heard that one before…

Who from?The red or blue tories?Alistair Darling?Perhaps she is thinking about the ‘better together’ and ‘best of both worlds’, slogans of her own campaign here….

Paul says we have to do what’s best for the country
I’m just as proud of Scotland as he is….

In case you hadn’t twigged,Paul’s not only the husband forced into silence through a variety pack of cereal in the morning,he’s also a yes voter. Paul’s the one in the relationship who has taken the time to research the facts about independence and actually learn Alex Salmond’s name.Independence Paul’s the one who is trying to have a conversation at the breakfast table about the most important decision Scotland will ever make. Independence Paul is the one being told to shut up and eat his cereal by Better Together Mum.Even the weans she cares so much about aren’t allowed to talk to their own dad about independence. She doesn’t think they are capable of a voice and opinion regarding that issue.Where have we heard that before?They can’t have a say In their future or their children’s future,only Better Together mother is allowed to wax lyrical about that and make the decisions for them.Independence dad Paul must not care about his children as much as Better together mother eh?However, at least he tries to talk to his weans about what they think, instead of just making all the decisions for them.Least he does that.

No wonder those kids spend their whole day with their heads buried in their phones.Probably trying to research independence,seen as Better Together mum can’t even tell them the name of the First Minister of Scotland and every time dad tries to educate them on the subject, a cheerio is rammed down his throat.

This pish excuse for an advert,majorly sexist and derogatory to women,oddly flattering to the Yes campaign through Paul, is all that they could come up with to persuade the women of Scotland to vote no?

If that’s better together…good luck with that…

titlestillpending:

watching the Salmond / Darling debate

Salmond:

Darling:

The voice at the back of my head bellowing  whenever they bullshit their way through currency, oil, and people asked idiotic questions like “if we’re better together why aren’t we better together already?”…

Little cartoon gifts to make your political arguments….Really?

The voice at the back of my head is telling me that you are I’ll equipped to enter into any serious political debate.

Sorry I couldn’t find a Disney gif to highlight that. XD XD XD

oakapples:

Alex Salmond is probably the only person in the world capable of really winding me up.

Thank God then that this is a vote to decide whether Scotland should make its own political decisions.Whether the people of Scotland should be able to decide what is best for Scotland.Thank God that’s what this is all about and not whether or not people like Alex Salmond or not.Cause if THAT is what people based the future of Scotland on, their dislike of one man,that would just be pathetic now wouldn’t it?

boynamedsam:

Convenient graphic highlighting the depth and detail of Salmond’s currency plan B. #indyref #voteno

I think his response was better than that.You should try watching the debate that he just won by a clear majority of 71%.If you did watch it, try watching it again…only this time…leave your blinkers and personal prejudices against Salmond at the door and open your ears and your mind… :D……

boynamedsam:

Convenient graphic highlighting the depth and detail of Salmond’s currency plan B. #indyref #voteno

I think his response was better than that.You should try watching the debate that he just won by a clear majority of 71%.If you did watch it, try watching it again…only this time…leave your blinkers and personal prejudices against Salmond at the door and open your ears and your mind… :D……

stuartjorr:

Alex Salmond should fuck off to Norway if he’s so enamoured.

He would have a better standard of living over there.

Maybe we all should….or to make life easier….let’s just vote yes on September the 18th and stay right here in a Scotland that makes it’s own political decisions and controls it’s own finances and future….:D …..

walkinashes:

It’s freaking me out a bit that I just flicked through the indyref tag and only found around 3 better together supporters.

Probably because they feel they have the vote in the bag, like the Westminster Government.A Government who have made no plans for after the vote, when it comes to nuclear weapons through a mandate, but can tell us with no mandate, that we categorically will NOT be ALLOWED to use the pound…..

Hmmmmmmmm ….

imaginonsensemble:

Merseyside hasn’t voted Tory since like the 50s either. WHERE’S MY REPUBLIC ALEX, WHERE IS IT!?

Come up and stay here after Sept 18th.Then you can be rid of them!

blestranger:

Watching the debate and losing the will to live. Can they wait for the other to finish answering before they shout over each other?

You’re meant to be informing voters, not seeing who can talk the loudest.

Very ignorant from Darling more than Salmond.That was the place most of that shouting was coming from!