The sanest in the asylum

I don’t know why we bother with spending billions on Trident anyway.The way Bitter together have went on in the last few days,you’d think that we ‘Nationalist Militants’ already had destructive WMD’s in our cupboards at home….

If any Bitter together ‘crack’ up at this and feel a bit ‘shell’ shocked,then I’d just like to say,it’s only a wee yolk…..just put it down to a bad eggperience and let’s all try to not ‘beat’ ourselves up about this….

I don’t know why we bother with spending billions on Trident anyway.The way Bitter together have went on in the last few days,you’d think that we ‘Nationalist Militants’ already had destructive WMD’s in our cupboards at home….

If any Bitter together ‘crack’ up at this and feel a bit ‘shell’ shocked,then I’d just like to say,it’s only a wee yolk…..just put it down to a bad eggperience and let’s all try to not ‘beat’ ourselves up about this….

"Top layer, if you’d like to say a few words."

"Don’t be Lasagna."

"She cares so I don’t have to."

Moments that I properly fell for this Doctor.

"Top layer, if you’d like to say a few words."

"Don’t be Lasagna."

"She cares so I don’t have to."

Moments that I properly fell for this Doctor.

The guy who created that abomination in the first picture, definitely lives in that planet of the pudding brains that the Doctor was talking about.

Imagine desecrating a great man and his work by creating that pish. Rabbie Burns would be spinning in his grave if he knew his work was being used in that manner.Don’t believe me? compare that nonsense to the genius of the second picture.

Shocking things you hear people say to yes canvassers in your local Main Street.


“All of our oil and gas will be taken away if we vote Yes.It all belongs to Norway.”


I think the red jackets are being naughty again…..

Shocking things you hear people say to yes canvassers in your local Main Street.


“All of our oil and gas will be taken away if we vote Yes.It all belongs to Norway.”


I think the red jackets are being naughty again…..

The only terrorists that I see, are the ones staring out of that picture at me!

Imagine using TERRORISM THREATS  to secure your No vote.
I thought telling people that they will jeopardise a cure for cancer was bad enough…. but this?

Imagine WILLING ON a terrorist attack to FRIGHTEN people into remaining with you.Do they think the majority of people in this country can’t work out what they are doing?

How is this not abusive,controlling mind games?

Vote yes and get away from these scummy bastards in Westminster!I feel sorry for the English,Welsh and Northern Irish people,but we have a chance,a real chance of telling cockroaches like this,that they’ve broke the system.It’s the only way it can be fixed for everyone in my opinion,including the English,Welsh and Northern Irish.I mean,even people from Yorkshire want to tell London/Westminster to get to fuck!

The only terrorists that I see, are the ones staring out of that picture at me!

Imagine using TERRORISM THREATS to secure your No vote.
I thought telling people that they will jeopardise a cure for cancer was bad enough…. but this?

Imagine WILLING ON a terrorist attack to FRIGHTEN people into remaining with you.Do they think the majority of people in this country can’t work out what they are doing?

How is this not abusive,controlling mind games?

Vote yes and get away from these scummy bastards in Westminster!I feel sorry for the English,Welsh and Northern Irish people,but we have a chance,a real chance of telling cockroaches like this,that they’ve broke the system.It’s the only way it can be fixed for everyone in my opinion,including the English,Welsh and Northern Irish.I mean,even people from Yorkshire want to tell London/Westminster to get to fuck!

My Paul is worse than the tele these days.He won’t ease off about the referendum.”Have you made a decision yet?”I was like,”It’s too early to be discussing politics,eat your cereal!”So he starts to ask the kids.I mean honestly,like he’ll get any sense out of them.They never have their heads out their phones….

Better than having their heads up their arses like their mother…

Don’t get me wrong.I know how important this vote is,and their isn’t much time left for me to make a decision,but there is only so many hours in the day. I mean there’s a lot to weigh up. Could we keep the pound?Well the guy off the tele promises we can…

That’s Alex Salmond,First Minister of Scotland,leader of the SNP and driving force behind the Yes campaign,that she is failing to be able to identify other than as, ‘that guy off the tele.’

Guess there just wasn’t enough hours in her day to research the most basic of facts regarding independence, like that ‘guys’ name.

"It’ll all be fine he [Salmond] says."Yeah right,I’ve heard that one before…

Who from?The red or blue tories?Alistair Darling?Perhaps she is thinking about the ‘better together’ and ‘best of both worlds’, slogans of her own campaign here….

Paul says we have to do what’s best for the country
I’m just as proud of Scotland as he is….

In case you hadn’t twigged,Paul’s not only the husband forced into silence through a variety pack of cereal in the morning,he’s also a yes voter. Paul’s the one in the relationship who has taken the time to research the facts about independence and actually learn Alex Salmond’s name.Independence Paul’s the one who is trying to have a conversation at the breakfast table about the most important decision Scotland will ever make. Independence Paul is the one being told to shut up and eat his cereal by Better Together Mum.Even the weans she cares so much about aren’t  allowed to talk to their own dad about independence. She doesn’t think they are capable of a voice and opinion regarding that issue.Where have we heard that before?They can’t have a say In their future or their children’s future,only Better Together mother is allowed to wax lyrical about that and make the decisions for them.Independence dad Paul must not care about his children as much as Better together mother eh?However, at least he tries to talk to his weans about what they think, instead of just making all the decisions for them.Least he does that.

No wonder those kids spend their whole day with their heads buried in their phones.Probably trying to research independence,seen as Better Together mum can’t even tell them the name of the First Minister of Scotland and every time dad tries to educate them on the subject, a cheerio is rammed down his throat.

This pish excuse for an advert,majorly sexist and derogatory to women,oddly flattering to the Yes campaign through Paul, is all that they could come up with to persuade the women of Scotland to vote no?

If that’s better together…good luck with that…

My Paul is worse than the tele these days.He won’t ease off about the referendum.”Have you made a decision yet?”I was like,”It’s too early to be discussing politics,eat your cereal!”So he starts to ask the kids.I mean honestly,like he’ll get any sense out of them.They never have their heads out their phones….

Better than having their heads up their arses like their mother…

Don’t get me wrong.I know how important this vote is,and their isn’t much time left for me to make a decision,but there is only so many hours in the day. I mean there’s a lot to weigh up. Could we keep the pound?Well the guy off the tele promises we can…

That’s Alex Salmond,First Minister of Scotland,leader of the SNP and driving force behind the Yes campaign,that she is failing to be able to identify other than as, ‘that guy off the tele.’

Guess there just wasn’t enough hours in her day to research the most basic of facts regarding independence, like that ‘guys’ name.

"It’ll all be fine he [Salmond] says."Yeah right,I’ve heard that one before…

Who from?The red or blue tories?Alistair Darling?Perhaps she is thinking about the ‘better together’ and ‘best of both worlds’, slogans of her own campaign here….

Paul says we have to do what’s best for the country
I’m just as proud of Scotland as he is….

In case you hadn’t twigged,Paul’s not only the husband forced into silence through a variety pack of cereal in the morning,he’s also a yes voter. Paul’s the one in the relationship who has taken the time to research the facts about independence and actually learn Alex Salmond’s name.Independence Paul’s the one who is trying to have a conversation at the breakfast table about the most important decision Scotland will ever make. Independence Paul is the one being told to shut up and eat his cereal by Better Together Mum.Even the weans she cares so much about aren’t allowed to talk to their own dad about independence. She doesn’t think they are capable of a voice and opinion regarding that issue.Where have we heard that before?They can’t have a say In their future or their children’s future,only Better Together mother is allowed to wax lyrical about that and make the decisions for them.Independence dad Paul must not care about his children as much as Better together mother eh?However, at least he tries to talk to his weans about what they think, instead of just making all the decisions for them.Least he does that.

No wonder those kids spend their whole day with their heads buried in their phones.Probably trying to research independence,seen as Better Together mum can’t even tell them the name of the First Minister of Scotland and every time dad tries to educate them on the subject, a cheerio is rammed down his throat.

This pish excuse for an advert,majorly sexist and derogatory to women,oddly flattering to the Yes campaign through Paul, is all that they could come up with to persuade the women of Scotland to vote no?

If that’s better together…good luck with that…

titlestillpending:

watching the Salmond / Darling debate

Salmond:

Darling:

The voice at the back of my head bellowing  whenever they bullshit their way through currency, oil, and people asked idiotic questions like “if we’re better together why aren’t we better together already?”…

Little cartoon gifts to make your political arguments….Really?

The voice at the back of my head is telling me that you are I’ll equipped to enter into any serious political debate.

Sorry I couldn’t find a Disney gif to highlight that. XD XD XD